May 08, 2010

Phone bill issue

Phone bill issue

 

The phone bill this month was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Bapuji(Father) : People this is unacceptable. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office but You too have to limit the use of the phone.

Ba (mother): Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Dikro (Son): Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

All of them now in a state of shock look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them.

Maid, the kaamwali (unruffled): So ? what is the problem? We all use our work telephones!

 

 

May 07, 2010

Perspective on life

Perspective on life

1. When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants. When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life.........

2. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own. Because, the same sun melts butter and also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

4. Life is just like the sea, we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, What stays with us are just memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

5. Do you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency, just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that - that is true richness.

6. Never change your originality for the sake of others. No one can play your role better than you. So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

7. A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time. His dad asked him "How do you feel?" He replied "It was wonderful, everyone was clapping for me! "

Now that's what is called "Positive Attitude"
 
 
"If you dont like any rule, just follow it, reach the top & then CHANGE THE RULE"
 
 
 

May 06, 2010

T20 World cup 2010 Timings


T20 World cup 2010 Timings



Group APakistan (A1), Australia (A2) and Bangladesh
Group BSri Lanka (B1), New Zealand (B2) and Zimbabwe
Group CSouth Africa (C1), India (C2) and Afghanistan
Group D – West Indies (D1), England (D2) and Ireland

Super Eight Groups

Group E –A1, B2, C1 and D2
Group F –A2, B1, C2, and D1

Super Eights Fixtures of twenty20 world cup 2010 (All timings are mentioned in GMT+05:30)

Timing

Teams

Venue

Results

Thu 6 May

19:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v England

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Thu 6 May

23:00 PM

Group E – South Africa v New Zealand

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Fri 7 May

19:00 PM

Group F – Australia v India

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Fri 7 May

23:00 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v West Indies

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Sat 8 May

19:00 PM

Group E – South Africa v England

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Sat 8 May

23:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v New Zealand

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Sun 9 May

19:00 PM

Group F – India v West Indies

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Sun 9 May

23:00 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v Australia

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados




Mon 10 May

19:00 PM

Group E –
New Zealand
v
England



Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia




Mon 10 May

23:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v South Africa

Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia




Tue 11 May

22:30 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v India

Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia




Wed 12 May

02:30 AM

Group F – West Indies v Australia

Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia






















































































Timing

Teams

Venue

Results

Thu 6 May


19:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v England

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Thu 6 May


23:00 PM

Group E – South Africa v New Zealand

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Fri 7 May


19:00 PM

Group F – Australia v India

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Fri 7 May


23:00 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v West Indies

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Sat 8 May


19:00 PM

Group E – South Africa v England

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Sat 8 May


23:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v New Zealand

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Sun 9 May


19:00 PM

Group F – India v West Indies

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Sun 9 May


23:00 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v Australia

Kensington Oval,

Bridgetown
,
Barbados




Mon 10 May


19:00 PM

Group E –
New Zealand
v

England



Beausejour Stadium,

Gros Islet
,
St Lucia




Mon 10 May


23:00 PM

Group E – Pakistan v South Africa

Beausejour Stadium,

Gros Islet
,
St Lucia




Tue 11 May


22:30 PM

Group F – Sri Lanka v India

Beausejour Stadium,

Gros Islet
,
St Lucia




Wed 12 May


02:30 AM

Group F – West Indies v Australia

Beausejour Stadium,

Gros Islet
,
St Lucia





Semi Final Fixtures of twenty20 world cup (All timings are mentioned in GMT+05:30)

Timing

Teams

Venue

Results

Thu 13 May

21:00 PM

1st Semi Final – E1 v F2

Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia




Fri 14 May

21:00 PM

2nd Semi Final – E2 v F1

Beausejour Stadium,
Gros Islet, St Lucia




Twnety20 World Cup 2010 Final (All timings are mentioned in GMT+05:30)

Timing

Teams

Venue

Results

Sun 16 May

21:00 PM

Final – 1st Semi Finalist v 2nd Semi Finalist

Kensington Oval,
Bridgetown, Barbados