June 08, 2011

NASHIK BLAST | NASIK BLAST | NASHIK CYLINDER BLAST | NASHIK NEWS

NASHIK BLAST | NASIK BLAST | NASHIK NEWS | NASHIK CYLINDER BLAST | NASHIK CYLINDER EXPLOSION
At around 3 pm, a loud explosion was heard in Saptashrungi Building in Tarwala Nagar in Nashik’s Pachavati area.
The impact of the blast has damaged two storeys of the building and vehicles parked in the basement have been flung as far as 10 feet across the road. Other buildings in the vicinity were also damaged.

Four people have died after what the police say was a cylinder explosion on the first floor of a building in the Panchvati area in Nasik. At least seven people have also been injured in the incident.

The ground and first floor of Saptashringi apartments were gutted in the explosion and a nearby car turned over.

Several occupants of the building are feared to be trapped in the debris. The building had shops on the ground floor and residential flats on the upper floors.
Local ministers — Balasaheb Thorat, state revenue minister and Chhagan Bhujbal, state public works minister — visited the site of a loud explosion in Nashik’s Panchvati area that killed four people and left seven wounded.
While most damaged vehicles in the lot have been claimed, a white Tata Indigo (registration number: MH-15-BD-7167) remains unclaimed and the police have recovered firecrackers from the vehicle. The vehicle is damaged but not severely.
The locals reported that they heard a loud explosion and rushed out of their houses.

FUNNY RESIGNATION LETTER

Dear Mr. XXXXXX,

 

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

 

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but  also a waste of precious oxygen.

 

I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

 

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

 

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and  laughs at.

 

Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have   few parting thoughts.

 

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call  you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

 

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

 

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

 

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

 

Wishing you a grand and glorious day,

 

I used your resignation letter to resign from the job, though i changed some text to fit my designation. It had all the things that were true about my manager. It worked  and i got clearence but the manager begged me to change the letter LOL.

 

Haha LOL....I doubt this ca ever be used for real. Anyway, very funny...a real good secret weapon. Is this true a former employer is not allowed to give a bad reference? ) This could get close to heaven for some people 

 

Again....I believe that some employers do need to be taken in a rough way sometimes, but I doubt anyone would leave a written thing like this behind. It could become a very   effective proof  What if the employer is nuttier than you?

 

 

 

      

 

 


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June 07, 2011

Rajsthan Board | rajeduboard.nic.in | rajresults.nic.in | 12th result declared | BSER 12 arts



Rajsthan Board | rajeduboard.nic.in | rajresults.nic.in | 12th result declared | BSER 12 arts | RBSE 12th arts result declared

RBSE (Rajasthan Board of Secondary Education) Ajmer announced 12th Arts results today on 7th June 2011 at 4:15 PM for Board Exam. Class XII Arts Board Exam Result 2011 can be seen at following websites:

Rajasthan Board BOSER class 12 results declared
Rajasthan Board 12th Arts Merit List 2011

Board of Secondary Education Rajasthan (BSER) has published Senior Secondary (Class 12) Arts examination results 2011. Rajasthan Board Senior Secondary (Arts) - 2011 Result announced on June 7, 2011 at 04.15 pm. Rajasthan Board Class 12th Results are made available on the Board’s official website:

1. http://rajeduboard.nic.in/
2. http://rajresults.nic.in/

Students who have appeared the Rajasthan Board Senior Secondary (Class 12) Arts 2011 examination can get the results by logging in the aforementioned website. The result also be published in the Rajasthan Government result portal:
Rajasthan Board (BOSER) Class 12 (Arts) Results 2011 Declared | Indian Exam Results